Grow your own 'Fuck Off' plant.
(NOT AVAILABLE TO SHIP TO NEW ZEALAND DUE TO QUARANTINE LAWS. If for some reason you manage to be able to order the NZ Quarantine centre will destroy them. I have turned shipping to NZ off.)*
Inside each pack you receive two fuck off beans. Plant then in a pot with good quality soil. Make sure you water beans daily to keep soil moist. Drain any excess water so beans do not get soggy.
Keep your beans in a sunny spot and watch as over 5-10 days they grow into your very own 'Fuck Off' plant.
* If you do have your beans destroyed by NZ Bio Security we can not issue refunds. So please me sure you do not use a work around VPN or another sneaky method as they are destroyed on arrival.