Grow your own 'Fuck Off' plant.
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Inside each pack you receive two fuck off beans. Plant then in a pot with good quality soil. Make sure you water beans daily to keep soil moist. Drain any excess water so beans do not get soggy.
Keep your beans in a sunny spot and watch as over 5-10 days they grow into your very own 'Fuck Off' plant.