Grow your own 'Fuck Off' plant.
(NOT AVAILABLE TO SHIP TO THE USA, UK & NEW ZEALAND DUE TO QUARANTINE LAWS. If for some reason you manage to be able to order the US, UK or NZ Quarantine centre will destroy them. I have turned shipping to US, UK & NZ off.)*
Inside each pack you receive two fuck off beans. Plant then in a pot with good quality soil. Make sure you water beans daily to keep soil moist. Drain any excess water so beans do not get soggy.
Keep your beans in a sunny spot and watch as over 5-10 days they grow into your very own 'Fuck Off' plant.
* If you do have your beans destroyed by US, UK & NZ Bio Security we can not issue refunds. So please make sure you do not use a work around VPN or another sneaky method as they are destroyed on arrival. (This US rule is for orders placed after the 21st of April)